She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
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I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
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I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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