soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
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I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
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I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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