We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
I'm so tired of dating women who lie about their age. You show up feeling like you need to follow them around with a dust pan and a broom.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
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She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
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Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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