meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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