Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I don't want my vagina anymore.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Randomize
