Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
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