okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.