True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Some Animals Are Total Jerks (10+ pics)
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
23 Roommates Share Secrets Their Roomie Thinks They Don’t Know
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.