Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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