she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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