Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
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