There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
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