Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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