You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
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At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
foreskin is a definite game changer
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
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This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
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