almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
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My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
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It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
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