You really coming over, don't trick.
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
operation have a gay friend backfired
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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