this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
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There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
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No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
I think my moral compass just broke
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