how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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