Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
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I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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