The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
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Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
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Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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