I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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