just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I haven't been this sober since birth.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
he had hair everywhere except his balls
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Randomize
