you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
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