'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Never joke about your clitoris.
Randomize