stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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