You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
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Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
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could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
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