But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
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the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
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You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
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I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
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