ya dads aren't the best wingmen
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
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I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
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At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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