I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
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