The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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