school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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