no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
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He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
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Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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