my mouth tastes like poor choices
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
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