Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
My liver just had a heart attack.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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