Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
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Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
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We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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