Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
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how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
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I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
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