i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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