All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
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