Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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