didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I just had sex on a roof
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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