Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize
