I'd wear matching sweaters with you
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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