Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
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Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
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