I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
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