you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I haven't been this sober since birth.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
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I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
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struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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