As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
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i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
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I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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