no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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