I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
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he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
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Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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