Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Come share oat with me in your robe
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
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