It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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