no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
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