How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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