i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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