While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
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You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
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Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
I just want nice things and good sex
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
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