put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
handjob tips. give me some.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
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Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
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I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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