he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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