Don't you send me to vm
Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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