ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
