it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
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