never play flip cup with pint glasses
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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