My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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